Miss M, in all her two year old glory: "I wanna watch tv. It's my turn. Change the channel."
(Ah yes, so glad to see that lesson about sharing has sunk in, at least in one direction.)
Me: "What do you say when you want something?"
Miss M: "You say the magic words."
Me: "And what are the magic words?"
Miss M (with great confidence): "Abracadabra."